It’s “Cocktober! Chicken restaurants, right wing political donors, porn sites.” #WordBlending

Another snark-filled guest post by the one, the only Will Durst. On this topic, Will and I share a brain. Welcome to one of my minor pet peeves: ROCKTOBER Welcome to Rocktober, Baby. That’s what all the rock and roll radio stations call this, the 10th month of the year. Doesn’t require more than a casually cocked ear to realize the airwaves are flooded with concerts and giveaways and promotional tie- ins. All in the name of Rocktober, Baby. This amiable etymological contraction of Rock & October is just another example of how impatient our society has become. No one has [...]

By |October 6th, 2014|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on It’s “Cocktober! Chicken restaurants, right wing political donors, porn sites.” #WordBlending

Daesh Bags: “Islamic State and the League of Extraordinarily Cretinous Toad Buttwipe Lizardsticks”

Another snark-filled guest post by the one, the only Will Durst: DAESH BAGS Downright exciting to see President Barack Obama give that fierce and steadfast speech in front of the United Nations General Assembly, rallying the world against terrorism. See, GOP. He can be tough when the situation calls for it. Matter of fact, he’s probably the most belligerent of all the Nobel Peace Prize Winners. Ever. Finally nailed what America secretly wants- a swaggering pacifist. Love the humanitarian airstrikes. The best part was getting to see the Great Facilitator actually facilitate. After almost 6 years in White House, got to [...]

By |September 29th, 2014|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Daesh Bags: “Islamic State and the League of Extraordinarily Cretinous Toad Buttwipe Lizardsticks”

Where’s my iPony?

Another snark-filled guest post by the one, the only Will Durst: WHERE’S MY IPONY? Shake off the blues, put on your shoes, and tell grandma the news: the next generation iPhones are here. Cue the “woo- hoos.” And guess what: they’re huge. Or not. You choose. It’s like iGoldilocks. There’s a small, a medium and a large. And the best part- no bears. The iPhone 6 is a little bigger than the previous models but the iPhone 6 Plus looks like they shrunk the Minipad. Or tiny iPad. Or whatever they call it. “Is that an iPhone 6 Plus in your [...]

Congress’s “busy schedule of non- work”

HOW THEY SPENT THEIR SUMMER VACATION September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and tablets for the upcoming school year. The approach of fall as evidenced by the turning of the leaves. International Talk Like a Pirate Day on the 19th. The official start to the NFL season with the filing of the first domestic abuse charge. It is also when we welcome our elected representatives back from the grueling recess they are forced to spend fund- raising in their home districts. The time when they finally come back to work. Or rather back to a busy schedule [...]

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