The Los Angeles Times is reporting on a study by the Journal of Epidemiology & Community Health that finds that "that people with conservative ideologies were more likely to die in the study period than their liberal peers." Hey, if I were that paranoid about things like dark-skinned people taking over White Amurka, women popping birth control pills like candy while blithely signing up for their daily abortion, poor families making all that annoying noise about wishing they could eat, UnAmericans prying AK-47s away from toddlers, and happy gay couples causing the hetero divorce rate to skyrocket, I'd likely kick the bucket earlier, [...]