It’s April 15. Have you done your taxes yet? Remember when TFG was in office and he told us we’d be filling out our taxes on a postcard? Yeah, not so much.
But he’s in a Manhattan courtroom today as his first criminal trial begins…
And of course, Jonathan Larsen is here with the fucking news. You really should subscribe… start with the free version at thefuckingnews.substack.com.

And I’m in the perfect fucking mood for it. I just spent the morning at the doctor’s office and she thinks it IS gout.
FML.