Pig Castrator Joni Ernst Lost Key Staffer to Iowa DUI Wiggle

Oh, those self-righteous, sin-lovin' GOPpers … how grand it is when they get caught with their trousers down. Or a prized Ernst staffer mows down a street sign while sporting twice the legal hooch limit -- then baldly denies even being the driver to the Urbandale Iowa Police Occifer. Then, unchastened, she rinses and repeats the misdemeanor less than a month later. What makes the first of two drunken incidents uber-interesting is actually the genius, if less than by protocol, method the Trooper employed to get a few words of actual Truth out of a Republican; particularly one who spins [...]