Port Moody, British Columbia When George W. Bush frauded his way into the White House, I cried for two days. My twins watched me, and they didn't understand why. I tried to explain to them why I was sad. Little did I know that my worst fears about a Bush presidency would be realized, and then some. When Donald Trump duped 62,984,828 Americans into voting for him-- 2,868,686 fewer votes than Hillary Clinton got-- and somehow became the *shudder* President of the United States, I cried for two weeks straight. This time I knew what was coming. [...]