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Pagan that I am, I tend to celebrate the more off-beat than traditional holidays. That’s why I’m an ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (that’s really true). I could officiate at a wedding, though I’d have to obtain some other credential from my county, but I digress…
Since Festivus this year falls on a Thursday (and that’s when we have Howie Klein here), I decided to make an executive decision to celebrate Festivus on it’s Eve– today.
So here’s the deal… We have a Zoom room set up. Just go to to join in. Be prepared to share your grievances or to show off some feats of strength.
Let the festivities begin!