Like death and taxes, there’s no stopping Mondays. They come every week whether we want them or not. But there’s a silver lining… we get The Fucking News every Monday from Jonathan Larsen who writes The Fucking News every fucking day… Then again, there are some weeks when there’s good fucking news, like Trump being convicted and like Mexico electing its first woman President — a Jewish woman at that! But don’t fear newsfuckers, there’s some fucked-up news to talk about too…
