Despite our wishes for an endless weekend, Monday has again arrived. And with it, lots of F News! So in the tradition of Rachel Maddow, Jen Psaki and Jon Stewart, Jonathan Larsen of The Fucking News is here every Monday morning to tell us wtf is going on.

A few things in the f news today: Ronna McDaniel NBC kerfuffel, TFG in a NY courtroom, penalty payment day has arrived, no government shutdown this time, motion to vacate again, SCOTUS hears the mifepristone case this week…. I could go on, but you should just listen…