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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian — a racy novel that explores the dark underbelly of the right-wing Christian world — and the go-to blogger on shocking religion news, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state (weekly upchucks), KC Boyd.

You can link over to the official KC Boyd site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly “where religion meets your rights” collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

– by KC Boyd

Abortion, Contraception And Women’s Rights

  • Think We’re Stupid Chuck?: Women’s health laws? No, they’re actually antiabortion laws
  • Coat Hangers, Back Alleys And You. Oh My. What Seeking an Abortion Was Like Before Roe v. Wade

Christian Nation

  • La-La-La-La-La Chuck: “Established Presence” PUBLIC PRAYER VERDICT SHOWS ITS TRUE COLORS
  • One Nation Poop: Bryan-The-Fisher Calls For Religious Tests In Military

Creationism

  • Hangin’ With The Loons: Ken Ham Headlines Institute on the Constitution Conference

Education

  • Biblical Whitewash Poop: Proposed In Texas’ History Textbooks: Moses was a key influence on the U.S. Constitution
  • Rick The Frother Spews: Santorum: Call Secularism A Religion So We Can Ban It From Public Schools
  • Despicable Drek: Teacher’s job threatened after he compares his school to lesbian-creating concentration camp

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Oozing Anti-Semitism: God’s Not Dead’ actor Kevin Sorbo laughingly tells Jews: ‘News bulletin: You did kill Jesus’
  • Bry-Bry Barfhead Have You Any Poop? The American Family Association is now officially boycotting Target.

Fifty Shades Of Lies, Propagada And Hypocrisy

  • The Scammers Get Rich And The Poor Get Poorer (Aint’ We Got Upchuck?) Big churches, big bucks: Southern senior pastors take top salaries
  • Hypocrisy Ooze: 55% of Christian men view pornography at least monthly
  • Back Up The Gullet: Interesting to note that after this week of Truett Cathy sanctification, Chick-fil-A demotes woman after she took time off for double mastectomy

Fifty Shades of Stark Raving Mad

  • Straight From The Toilet Bowl: Conservatives claim 9/11 attacks are the direct result of legalizing abortion in 1973

If Media Is The Message

  • The Prancing Matt Duo’s Pukery: Re Christians, Obama’s America Is Worse Than Nazi Germany

Military

  • Constitutionally Pukable: U.S. Air Force: Swear to God—or Get Out
  • Welcome To Monster-Puke: Bryan Fischer Call For Atheists To Be Banned From Serving In The Armed Forces

Politics Nation

  • The Old Woman Hurls: Schlafly: Immigrants Will Destroy America If They Don’t Vote Republican
  • Cruzin’ For A Ballot Box Bruizin, We Hope Chuck: GOP congressman: Ted Cruz was playing to Tea Party in ‘self-serving’ speech to Christians

Religion Gone Mad

Same Sex Issues

  • Ready. Set. SCROTUS17 States Ask US Supreme Court to Rule on Same-Sex Marriage
  • Yeah Right. Chuck: Ex-Gay Activist Went From ‘Sleeping With One Thousand Men’ To Being Happily Straight
  • Tweet-Puke: Bryan Fischer continues to praise other nations for criminalizing homosexuality.

Sausage Makers And Their Snausage

  • Freedom Of Religion, My Bippy:  Wash. state city councilman demands all prayers be directed to Christian God
  • Dripping Ka-Ka: The First Amendment, According to Mitch McConnell
  • The Other-ization of Hate-Chuck: Getting uglier out there: GOP Members Of Congress Join Anti-Muslim Group ACT For America At Capitol Hill Briefing

Scandal

  • Puke. Hurl. Spew. Vomit: Mars Hill mega-church closes branches after founder is caught calling women ‘penis homes.’
  • Upchucking Their Own: Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell loses Liberty University teaching job

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Talibanistical Sentencing Charles: Pennsylvania mother who gave daughter abortion pill gets 18 months prison
  • Abandoned By God Chuck? U.S. seeks up to 16 months in prison for Dinesh D’Souza