Yes, it’s time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law (F.I.L.). His blog posts range from political comedy to humorous commentary on pop culture.

For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts,  too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.

A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:

After North Korea announced they have plans to test an intercontinental nuclear weapon. TRUMP tweeted, “It won’t happen.” But I’m not too sure. Isn’t that what everyone said about TRUMP becoming President?

What I am sure about is; you can’t stop a nuclear missile by tweeting at it.

Even though he was briefed by the CIA, the NFA and the FBI, President-elect DONALD TRUMP still says the intelligence agencies proof of Russian hacking at PUTIN’S orders is all “Bolshoi.”

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is scheduled to perform at TRUMP’S inauguration, but a choir member resigned because she didn’t want to perform for TRUMP. Now the choir needs to fill that empty spot. Looks like TRUMP has a job for CHRIS CHRISTIE after all.

A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized he had a pair of scissors in his digestive system that was left there by surgery he had 18 years ago. The sad part is after they sewed him up the second time the doctor said wait, “where’s my watch?”

California was hit by a freeze last week. It was so cold in Los Angeles the bank TELLERS were wearing the ski masks.

–A hunter in Tehachapi saw two beagles trying to jump-start a rabbit.

–In Hollywood actor GEORGE HAMILTON was seen putting antifreeze into his suntan lotion.

–In the city of Oceanside a Seagull was seen in Sears buying thermal underwear.

–Two Lawn Jockeys in Bel-Air are now using Chapstick.

There was so much snow and ice in Big Bear the chickens were laying eggs from a standing position.

The holiday Bowl Games are over. We were all thrilled by the Rose Bowl’s record breaking highest scoring bowl game ever between USC and Penn State, 52-49, but how about the scores of some of the lesser known bowls?

The CEREAL BOWL: “Rice 14 – Rice Crispies 12.”

The SUPERMARKET BOWL: “Heinz 57 – Product 19.”

The SALAD BOWL: “Garlic State over Lettuce, 14 – 10.”

The PEACH BOWL: “Fuzzy State over Pitt, 21 – 14.”

The VEGETABLE BOWL: “Harvard Beets OKRAhoma, 17 – 14.”

The TIDY BOWL: “Pratt over Flushing, 14 – zip.”

The SOUP BOWL: “University of Minestrone beats Navy Bean, 31 – 28”