“Last Blog Standing” starts riiight….now!
Yes, it’s time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law (F.I.L.). His blog posts range from political comedy to humorous commentary on pop culture.
For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.
A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:
North Korea announced it has successfully carried out its first hydrogen bomb blast. Either that, or they just got their first Taco Bell franchise.
The dear leader of North Korea, KIM JONG UN, celebrated this alleged firing of an “H-Bomb” by going to the barber. He thought “H” stood for haircut.
DONALD TRUMP’S television ad mistakenly showed footage of people running across a border from Morocco instead of Mexico. DONALD said it was no mistake and he’s going to build a wall along the U.S.-Moroccan border and make Morocco pay for it.
TRUMP’S ads will air on the big four networks during prime-time, on cable channels during the day and on the Spanish language channel when hell freezes over.
DONALD TRUMP said, if he’s elected he would probably not talk as much. That figures. If TRUMP is elected even HE will be speechless.
TRUMP called BILL CLINTON a woman abuser and HILLARY CLINTON an enabler. Looks like they have the perfect marriage.
Speaking of perfect marriages. I know a couple, the husband likes to eat and the wife likes sex with the lights on. They do their love making in the kitchen with the refrigerator door open.
After hearing PRESIDENT OBAMA’S new executive order against guns, firearms groups across the country have declared to hold the first annual “Gun Appreciation Day.” So don’t forget to set your clocks back 100 years.
We had the annual “People’s Choice Awards.” And for the 11th year in a row the people chose not to watch.
Baseball’s Hall of Fame had its selections for players who are voted in. Once again PETE ROSE did not get in, but he’s already taking bets for next year.
A new study reveals some dangerous side effects from childbirth. They include pelvic injuries, muscle tears, and babies who grow up to become teenagers.
El Niño finally arrived here in Los Angeles. So much rain was dumped on Los Angeles, “The Hollywood Bowl” is now the world’s largest Sitz Bath.
Record breaking waves hit Malibu homes, but luckily they were able to re-route the flood waters through the maid’s quarters.
There was a flash flood on Hollywood Boulevard which is strange because Hollywood Boulevard is usually flooded by flashers.
There was so much water in the streets of Beverly Hills, two MERCEDES got the BENZ.
NEIMAN floated away from MARCUS and SAKS 5TH AVE. is now on THIRD AVENUE.