Yes, it’s time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law (F.I.L.). His blog posts range from political comedy to humorous commentary on pop culture.
For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.
A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:
Congress is on spring break and they’re all in their home state having town hall meetings. Everyone is talking about the “Mother of all Bombs,” but enough about the Republican Healthcare Bill.
That video of the doctor being dragged off the United Airlines plane was an absolute public relations nightmare. Then it was learned that a Turkish Airline crew helped deliver a baby on board a flight and in keeping with the times, the baby was also dragged off the plane.
President TRUMP’S trips to Florida every weekend have cost more than $20 million of taxpayer money. The solution? This is the guy we need United to drag off the plane.
BILL O’REILLY says he has never sexually harassed female co-workers. The worst he’s admitted to is telling them, in true Fox News fashion, that their breasts are “fair and balanced.”
Because of the scandals, “The O’Reilly Factor” has lost 2/3 of its advertisers in one week. On the bright side, United is still with him!
Because of the sexual allegations it is rumored that BILL O’REILLY’S show may be going off the air. But for continuity’s sake, Fox will replace it with reruns of “The Bill Cosby Show.”
Japan gave North Korea warnings. They said if North Korea tests this new weapon, Japan will have no choice but to send Korea their Hondas and Toyotas and do to them what they did to Detroit.
This being Tax Time, a new study says that an average person’s chances of getting audited by the IRS is the lowest they’ve been since the 1980s. WILLIE NELSON was heard to say, “Sure, now!”
This week was the beginning of the eight-day Jewish holiday of PASSOVER. Celebrating the time when the Jews were freed from slavery and Moses led them to sea and sand — In other words, history’s first “Spring Break.”