Whether bloody sport or contentious reality show, the 2016 primary season has
The Mean Girl candidacy of Carly Fiorina enjoyed a roller coaster August ride this week, beginning with her be-flanneled showing at the Iowa State Fair and culminating in the de rigeur Red Meat the Press gauntlet.
By Mean Girl I refer to the types of unfortunates who necessitated the Madeleine Albright Rule; the certainty that there’s a special circle of hell in place for women that don’t help other women. We have a such a ‘uge choice beautiful best banquette reserved for La Palin, Phyllis Schaefly (SP) and Peggy Noonan, Queen of Untruthiness.
Chuck Toad Todd predictably conducted a softball interview that came off as more of a skit about an awkward ‘modern media’ Fail that could bloom into an HBO pilot with the proper cast. See what you think:
HRC bashing was inevitable, she scored some hits and by doing so revealed just how very Mean Girl she is prepared to go. Look out Hillary. That Secret Service detail is perhaps less of a bad optic now? Fiorina looks like she could do a Hell on Heels country beat down on another woman as soon as she could ditch the designer handbag.
If you knee-jerk disagree, or have more insight than moi, see if this clip makes a difference in perspective on a woman who may have ‘run Hewlett Packard’ into the ground … but gave us Demon Sheep. #BestCampaignAdEverToMock
On with the Orvis High Water Waders — you know you’re bound to step in something objectionable at the State Politics Fair or Anti-bellum Sounding GOP-wtf-BBQ du lazy summer campaign week.
How is this hatchet-wielding, Coulter Speaking Regressive possibly going to convince women that she has our interests at heart or in policy? Laughable hoax. Big-Businesswoman-Robo Carly evinces about as much empathy as the Rethugs muster for Borned American Children.